Monday, 28 November 2011

The Too Big, The Too Little, and the "Aahh" Just Right

The other day, I ran across a link to a blog on Twitter about the average size of penises around the world. (I don't remember the blog nor the person who tweeted it, but I found the map again.) I had to check it out because, well, this could only be amusing, right? And it is. There are some places where I might avoid having intercourse with a native. Er, or, armed with this information, I would choose not to were I single. I am not, so I don't have to worry about making that decision. (g) That being said, this is rather enlightening and kind of funny.

Before you go off half-cocked (pun intended), remember when you are looking at the color chart it is in centimeters, not inches. Were it inches, I'd never visit some of those places without wearing a chastity belt, 'cause that thing isn't getting anywhere near me. (g)

Americans are closer to the smaller end of the spectrum. Lowering, but logical. I mean, we have a lot of immigrants from all over the world, right? (g) That's bound to bring the average size down...maybe. If it makes the men feel better, we can say that. Some claim dicks are shorter after circumcision. That is possible. (g)

The Asians (as in continent, including India) have the smallest. (South Korea "weighing" in at 3.8".) The largest? You can find that out for yourself. (g)

In case you missed it, here is the link again: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

When I first saw this compilation, I was a bit surprised. I don't know why. I mean, men are so fascinated with all things penis and a bit fixated on the size of their penises, that it's not that surprising there have been numerous studies conducted all over the world and someone then took the time to compile all of that information to create this map for our entertainment, er, edification. You have to wonder how many penises were measured to get what they considered enough to term "average." I could probably dig deeper to find out, but do I care that much? No.(g) If you do, please do the research and let us know. (g)

To be fair, some of the data is old, so it's possible the average sizes have changed (up or down). It also doesn't state whether this is at attention or flaccid. (If it's flaccid, God help those women in the 8" areas. Eep!) Or if measured during the summer or winter, as temperature certainly affects size.

Now, this got me to wondering if any studies had been done to find out about the average depth of a woman's pleasure palace. This would be a bit more difficult to do, as we are innies instead of outies, and I don't know very many women who'd agree to having a ruler stuck up there, myself included. (g) Not surprisingly, I couldn't find one, but I did find something else. What could it be? Hm... what else are men fascinated with? Women's breasts. (I have had men tell me that if they had breasts, they would play with them all day. O.o It's a good thing women have them then, isn't it. g) Apparently, American women fare better than their male counterparts when it comes to size. The average cup size is D. I, obviously, was skipped and am part of the group that keeps the US from having the largest breast size. (g)

For the entire "study" on breast size around the world, here's the link: http://www.geekologie.com/image.php?path=/2011/03/25/breast-map-full.jpg

I wonder how many women don't wear bras at all because they can't find any that fit. Now, that would be a useful study.

Now that I have armed you with this information, are there any countries you might consider visiting more or less? Or does it make a difference? If you do visit the country, will you be staring at the men's crotch wondering if their package is average?

I will refrain from asking you which "country" appeals to you the most, as that is private information. However, you can certainly decide which one would be the best "fit" for you without sharing. (g) I know I have. (g)

Addendum: Apparently, there are studies out there about the average depth of a woman's vagina, but there is none as not only do they vary from woman to woman, but also the size changes with experience and other factors. So, as is typical for women, it's much more complicated than measure a man's penis.

12 comments:

HeWhoMustObey said...

Well, looking at the international/racial data, one notes there is a substantial inverse correlation between IQ and genitalia.

Jim Greer said...

Hmmm.
I was going to take issue, but remembered just in time the writing of the late, great Michael Kelly. He described a typical teenage morning as "walking my hard-on to school."

Unlike many other attributes, we sort of get what we get and have to make the most of it.

Ah - the fun part of making due.

Anthology Authors said...

I think it has more to do with height and perhaps how warm the habitat is.

Jim,

Yup. We have to work with what we are given, even women.

There's nothing like hormones running rampant. (g)

Valerie Mann said...

Darn it, I have too much work to do today...yet, looking at that map raised way more questions than I have time to google. All I can say is, I should've boinked my Canadian boyfriend when I had the chance. Could have made for some interesting comparisons with my American husband. I mean, why are Canadian men larger than American men? Hmmm *scratching chin thoughtfully*. Guess I'll just have to make due with what I've been given, like Jim said. Sort of. LOL

Valerie Mann said...

Darn it, I have too much work to do today...yet, looking at that map raised way more questions than I have time to google. All I can say is, I should've boinked my Canadian boyfriend when I had the chance. Could have made for some interesting comparisons with my American husband. I mean, why are Canadian men larger than American men? Hmmm *scratching chin thoughtfully*. Guess I'll just have to make due with what I've been given, like Jim said. Sort of. LOL

Anthology Authors said...

I had the same issue, Valerie. I spent too much time going through and looking at the different sizes from country to country. Not that it matters anyway since I am married, and as Jim and you pointed out, I have to work with what I've got. (g) And I'm okay with that. (g)

Valerie Mann said...

Well, thankfully my husband is of German descent. Yep, I checked to see what their status was on the penis ruler.
One other question though...Ireland is represented but the UK isn't. Does that mean those men don't have penises at all or that they're so big, the measuring people didn't want to embarrass the rest of the world's men? Either way, it's a scary thought.

Maggi Andersen said...

I wonder why the men of Bolivia are bigger than the surrounding countries? Hmmm needs ome indepth research.

Valerie Mann said...

My BFF in high school dated an exchange student from South America. This map did not lie. *snicker*

Patricia said...

Did Maggie Anderson mention needing more In-depth study? Where's the sign up sheet?

Faith said...

Recently I saw a program on Discovery that tried to figure out what causes a woman's orgasm. The studies were actually shown using a sonogram/ultrasound and you could see the penis in the vagina going at it. I thought, what next? So it doesn't surprise me a lot of studies have been done on penis size, too.

Fiona McGier said...

Yet in each of these countries, size didn't matter in terms of getting females pregnant, or the country would have disappeared. What would be a more interesting study (though harder to measure) is are the males of the country able to make the females scream each time? If I don't get multiple orgasms, I don't care HOW big it is, it's a failure to me! Most men with big ones expect you to fall on the floor in ecstasy just looking at their size, while men with smaller, ahem, wands, wield more magic. Now THAT'S what I'm more interested in! Size only matters if we are talking about his tongue and his patience! ;-D