Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Man Bums

I'm guessing Tess' power is intermittent, so here I am again with another dig at the male anatomy. Man bums. We've all seen them. Ones that look good in a properly fitting pair of jeans or trousers. Ones in boxer shorts or whatever underwear your man slips on. Naked bums. This is all okay when you want to see those bums. But what about those ones you don't want to see? A builders bum. Workmen's bums. Bum cracks on show. Saggy bums. The list is endless. Today I'll start you off with a nice bit of bum, then possibly put you off your breakfast with a few nasty bums, and then swing you back around to nice bums again. A veritable rollercoaster of bum emotion. Let's go!

















What kind of bum does it for you? Do you even like bums? Which part of the male body do you like best to look at? For me it's shaved heads and stubble. I like arms, the tops of them. Shoulders, the way they curve onto those arms. Oh, and thighs. I do dig a bit of thigh. Discuss!

23 comments:

C. Zampa said...

Aarrrgghhh....to those bum cracks so early in the morning! LOL.

But for the others? Oh, heavenly. Me? Love firm, soft, rounded. Ay-ay-ay.

Thanks for the nice...then the not-so-nice followed by MORE nice bum show. Loved it.

Elizabeth Black said...

Ever notice the butt crack tends to go with the beer belly? Very unappealing!

I've never really considered shapely bums before but I won't turn one down. I do like shoulders and long hair though. And baldies. Love the baldies.

Sarah Masters said...

LOL @ bum cracks early in the morning, CZ!

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Sarah Masters said...

Elizabeth...LMAO @ very unappealing. So funny.

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Cassie Exline said...

Nice bums. Here in the States if someone mentions bum, those are not the images that spring to mind. Made me smile. Made me want to bite... uh, never mind, made me smile.

Anthology Authors said...

It's a veritable butt fest, although some of these butts I can do without. (g)

And, yeah, I'm so not into the whole wear your pants down around your knees so I can see your underwear. FYI, you look stupid, I'm not impressed, and if you are looking for a job, you won't find one like that. Er, at least, not the kind you are looking for anyway. (g)

Anthology Authors said...

You know, I think what gets me first is the man's eyes/face, but if he's arrogant, stupid or inconsiderate, that won't get him far. (g) I do like them confident, though. :)

Faith said...

A nice butt is fine, especially if it's in a pair of jeans that compliment it, but I've always looked at man's hands first. If they're soft and well-manicured that tells me he's a button-pusher or some sort of brainy guy. I like rough hands, ones that show me he's not afraid of hard work.

Long legs, with muscles get my attention as well as well-formed arms.

When I look at a guy's face, I look directly in the eyes. Eyes need to smile and show kindness and a good sense of humor.

trinity said...

Omg the pants around the butt drives me nuts! They have no banned them from the schools finally around here, but as soon as they are out of school down they come! I can't stand it my son knows better.
For it's his butt and his shoulders. If a man has strong muscular shoulders I'll drool!
I too love muscles, but not to much and a bald head oh yea!
Trintiy

Maeve said...

Ugh! From the look of some of those pictures - you could've titled this blog: Crack Kills!

And I'm afraid it's the broad hairy chests that do it for me. Something about lying in the crook of his arm, twisting your fingers in the delightful curls -and if he doesn't agree with what you're saying - you PULL really hard! Mwuhahahaha

Valerie Mann said...

I'm with you on Beckham. Hardly a finer specimen you will find. But I'm not an ass lady - I like a fine chest and bulky biceps. One to cuddle up to, the other to be held by. Yum. Can you do a bicep burn blog? LOL

Fiona said...

I'm an ass-woman myself. I've always been attracted to long legs with tight butt-cheeks! Phew! I read Xavier Hollander's book "The Happy Hooker" when I was young, and based on my personal experience (all during my pre-husband days, honest!) I ALWAYS look at their hands. The fingers tell all about what kind of, ahem, package you will be getting. I may be married, but I'm not dead! I still look...and drool!

Sarah Masters said...

LMAO Cassie!

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Sarah Masters said...

Yep, Marci. Pull your pants up if you're looking for a job!

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Sarah Masters said...

Ooooh @ Faith loving rough hands. Hee hee!

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Sarah Masters said...

Same here, Trin. Bald head and shoulders. WHOOP!

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Sarah Masters said...

Ahahahaha @ Maeve! I like hairy chests too. Pulling legs hairs is another good one.

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Sarah Masters said...

Yep, Valerie. We can certainly do a bicep blog post!

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Sarah Masters said...

Fiona...if you're reading, tell us more about the hands/package thing!

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Anny Cook said...

I like the entire well-put-together package. CLEAN, well groomed. And neat. At least you should be able to tell he started out that way...

Fiona said...

According to Ms Hollander (and verified by myself over a period of years while in college and beyond), you have the man put his hands together. Measure the 2nd and 3rd fingers on both hands together at the bottom, and that will give you girth when it is, how shall we say, "happy to see you"? Now bend his 3rd finger (the swear-word one, coindidentally) down on his palm as far as it will go, put your finger at the tip as a marker, and measure from there to the top of the 3rd finger when he straightens it back up. That's length. THAT'S why I ALWAYS look at their hands!

Cat Lovington said...

I happen to be a rear end gal, myslef. I loved seeing all those great buns. Thanks for sharing.

Cat Lovington said...

Thanks for sharing all those great buns.