LOL

A woman is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?”

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor said that not only am I healthy but I have the breasts of an eighteen year old.”

The husband replies, “What did he say about your forty-two-year-old arse?”

“Your name never came up.”