tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post3555627112603233332..comments2023-10-21T08:22:23.232-07:00Comments on Four Strong Women: Advice Column Straight From Hell!!!Emmy Ellishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06348320835897735088noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-24155327193613171802012-08-11T21:02:59.908-07:002012-08-11T21:02:59.908-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ghost93https://www.blogger.com/profile/07048347320511732547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-4527328843711500802010-11-09T16:10:59.485-08:002010-11-09T16:10:59.485-08:00Oh, Tess, you wicked thing, but my encounters with...Oh, Tess, you wicked thing, but my encounters with males indicate you are right on!Miss Havanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824813895185451609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-15861948233897712042010-11-09T15:50:15.898-08:002010-11-09T15:50:15.898-08:00Or is that "a bush in the hand is worth more ...Or is that "a bush in the hand is worth more than anything anywhere else"?????Tess MacKallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00066240659271231596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-16440909136866106462010-11-09T15:50:10.360-08:002010-11-09T15:50:10.360-08:00Dear Tired of Games.
I though Harrison Ford said ...Dear Tired of Games.<br /><br />I though Harrison Ford said it best in Six Days, Seven Nights, to wit, 'We're guys, all a girl has to do is show up'. But if that doesn't work, be sure the silve platter is NOT a chafing dish. By the way, do you own any 'fuck me' pumps?Miss Havanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824813895185451609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-75494531797306412152010-11-09T15:35:04.207-08:002010-11-09T15:35:04.207-08:00Dear Classy Cassie
Be agressive. Explain to him t...Dear Classy Cassie<br /><br />Be agressive. Explain to him that a bird in the hand IS NOT worth two in the bush under any circumstance, regardless of what that damn Geico add claims. The guy that thought that little lie up didn’t have a clue.Miss Havanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824813895185451609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-58735676259375635372010-11-09T15:33:56.692-08:002010-11-09T15:33:56.692-08:00Dear Miss Havana,
Short of stripping naked and se...Dear Miss Havana,<br /><br />Short of stripping naked and serving yourself up on a silver platter on a dining room table, what's the best way to let a man know you're interested and avoiding all the slutty stuff? <br /><br />Signed...Tired of games, but still want to play.Tess MacKallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00066240659271231596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-62348534559081876412010-11-09T15:28:13.419-08:002010-11-09T15:28:13.419-08:00Dear Luscious. Even your name makes me want to kno...Dear Luscious. Even your name makes me want to know you. Okay, about the shoes. Your selection depends on your objectives. If your objective is to avoid tasking of any kind, I'd definitely go with the 'Don't fuck with me' boots. On the other hand, if there's someone who interest you in a special way on that board, DEFINITELY go with the 'fuck me' ones. But remember, no white after labor day!Miss Havanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824813895185451609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-41890087110297889322010-11-09T15:22:01.442-08:002010-11-09T15:22:01.442-08:00Dear Sickened:
Oh, crap! You just can't leave...Dear Sickened:<br /><br />Oh, crap! You just can't leave some things to a male. Fine, I'll do it myself. Ignore James' comment; what's he know anyway? <br />First, about the pig squeals. I recommend you invite your neighbor to dinner. Serve roast pork. Then, during dessert, casually bring up the pig slaughtering process. Throw in a few examples of those horrific squeals, and casually mention that those noises can penetrate apartment walls easily. Then ask if she's been killing pigs at night because it sounds like a damn slaughterhouse over there. You should have good sleep thereafter!Miss Havanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824813895185451609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-35018007618440631212010-11-09T15:19:35.943-08:002010-11-09T15:19:35.943-08:00Dear Miss Havana,
The last time I asked for more ...Dear Miss Havana,<br /><br />The last time I asked for more foreplay, hubby wiggled four fingers and played. Yes, it was fun, but that's not what I meant. Help!<br /><br />Sincerely, <br />Classy CassieCassie Exlinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07032720662086516954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-11972949649657127012010-11-09T14:50:18.106-08:002010-11-09T14:50:18.106-08:00Ladies:
Thank you for your carefully thought out ...Ladies:<br /><br />Thank you for your carefully thought out and skillfully crafted questions. They will be answered in graphic detail when my Reaper's Door page opens soon, perhaps even tomorrow: http://mlmrdenter.blogspot.com/. Look for weekly inputs and advice you won't find ANYWHERE else.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Miss HavanaJames L. Hatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16878657504618939978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-47138000615835267632010-11-09T11:01:33.016-08:002010-11-09T11:01:33.016-08:00LOL!!!
I'm laughing so hard I have tears roll...LOL!!!<br /><br />I'm laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my cheeks.<br /><br />Great post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-37973843985178843892010-11-09T09:45:10.000-08:002010-11-09T09:45:10.000-08:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think Miss Havana should replace...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />I think Miss Havana should replace Dear Abby's daughter, who is a yawn and a half.Marci Baunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01850775917897362922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-16426338022502790972010-11-09T09:42:17.770-08:002010-11-09T09:42:17.770-08:00I have laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!I have laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!Abigail-Madison Chasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11387615810760802067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-4970420137954758532010-11-09T09:19:25.043-08:002010-11-09T09:19:25.043-08:00OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was reading this blog alou...OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />I was reading this blog aloud to JadeyKiss, my 18-yr-old dau, and was laughing so hard I could barely speak! When I got a grip on myself and could read it clearly, JadeyKiss laughed so hard she was hanging onto the kitchen chair.<br /><br />I've had such a sh**ty Tuesday, so this laugh came at a good time!Faith Bicknellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08978240749619858463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8144727781552044864.post-10136136360605326872010-11-09T08:29:16.368-08:002010-11-09T08:29:16.368-08:00Dear Miss Havana,
My neighbour squeals like a pig...Dear Miss Havana,<br /><br />My neighbour squeals like a pig while having sex. I can hear this unsightly noise through the wall. How do I broach the subject with her?<br /><br />Sincerely, Sickened Sarah from Somewhere-or-Other<br /><br />:o)Emmy Ellishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06348320835897735088noreply@blogger.com